In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor



bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 


kirbyrightbackatya:

you dont understand how much i love this


adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter



jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck


radicalrebellion:

The dude who abused, cheated on, and went back forth between his two exes and another dude who has like 4 kids with 3 or 4 different women really made a song called “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal.”

And folks let that shit cook. smh





infinitely-cumberbatched:

thesuperwholockedpottergirl:

Cosplays that’ll make you look twice: Part 1 Doctor Who

SHIT BRO


fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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